oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood
God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees
BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT
Your daily dose of cat memes
Loving Beans' new favorite game of jumping into this canvas bag and mrrr'ing until she's hauled around the apartment like groceries
May I interest you in some froog loops 🥣🐸
*sees a cop wounded by his car* omg!!! *rushes to the car and picks up the dispatch radio* OMG hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!~~ ^-^
a, like no.
im gonna like respond appropriately and handle the situation effectively.
i'd put the radio microphone in my mouth and make loud kazoo noises
Daisy the highland cow 🌼
bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)
every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item
Guys I did the thing. @microplasticsubmarine are you happy now
Literally so happy, I’m so glad you’re loving reading so much