oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood
God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees
BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT
May I interest you in some froog loops 🥣🐸
*sees a cop wounded by his car* omg!!! *rushes to the car and picks up the dispatch radio* OMG hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!~~ ^-^
a, like no.
im gonna like respond appropriately and handle the situation effectively.
i'd put the radio microphone in my mouth and make loud kazoo noises
bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)
every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item
Guys I did the thing. @microplasticsubmarine are you happy now
Literally so happy, I’m so glad you’re loving reading so much













